Cruelty-Free Nails: The Office Edition

The Office Nails

I don’t think I’ll ever get over this Essie Office Collection. Before you get too excited… I have looked high and low to see if this was a legit line, but nope. I love that someone took the time to do this – it is SPOT ON. If you don’t know by now, I am an obsessed Office fan. Every day, I get home from work, get comfortable, and play Office reruns while I cook dinner. It is the highlight of my day, and I am not ashamed to say that I’ve seen all episodes at least 10 times each. It’s crazy, but it’s fine. It makes me happy!

Since Essie isn’t cruelty-free, I thought it may be fun to make one for us! Thank God I have a blog, because I would hate to make this and not share it. So, that is my excuse to do this useless, but super fun post. To whoever had this Essie idea, you are a genius. I can only hope to do half a good a job as you have done, my friend.

NOTE: These are not the real names of the polishes – this is just for fun! Also, yes there are 30. I couldn’t stop.

Here’s what I’ve come up with using Zoya polish as my inspiration!

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#1: Michael Scott. Michael and His Jeans (Ibiza, $10)

#2: Dwight Schrute. False (Darcy, $9)

#3: Jim Halpert. Goldenface (Goldie, $9)

#4: Pam Beesly. Whitest Sneakers (Purity, $9)

#5: Angela Martin. Save Bandit (Loredana, $9)

#6: Ryan Howard. Hottest in the Office (Cynthia, $9)

#7: Kelly Kapoor. Because I’m Pregnant (Bobbi, $9)

#8: Toby Flenderson. Goodbye, Toby (Dree, $9)

#9: Oscar Martinez. Actually (Heather, $9)

#10: Kevin Malone. Kevin’s Famous Chili (Sasha, $9)

#11: Jan Levinson. You Burn It, You Buy It (Portia, $9)

#12: Daryl Philbin. Fluffy Fingers (Dove, $9)

#13: Erin Hannon. Cafe Disco (Kissy, $9)

#14: Stanley Hudson. I Like Pretzel Day (Flynn, $9)

#15: Phyllis Vance. The Oven Mit (Myrta, $9)

#16: Meredith Palmer. Casual Day (Pinta, $9)

#17: Andy Bernard. Ru-du-du-do-du (Ali, $9)

#18: Holly Flax. Holly’s Sleeve (Piaf, $9)

#19: Creed Bratton. That Wasn’t a Tape Worm (Ginessa, $9)

#20: The Office. Casino Night (Zara, $9)

#21: The Office. It is your birthday (Imogen, $10)

#22: The Office. Yankee Swap (Gia, $9)

#23: The Office. The Dundies (Ziv, $9)

#24: The Office. Pam’s Cardigan (Melanie, $9)

#25: The Office. Party Planning Committee (Monet, $10)

#26: The Office. Feeling Hot Hot Hot (Paz, $9)

#27:The Office. Scott’s Tots (Blu, $9)

#28: The Office. Where Are the Turtles? (Kalista, $9)

#29: The Office. Boom, Roasted (Storm, $9)

#30: The Office. I Declare Bankruptcy (Josie, $9)

I wish I could have gone beyond 30 – it was so hard to choose!! Anyone else a big fan of the Office? Hope this gave you a laugh (and some serious inspiration)! xx Bianca

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7 Comments

  1. If you are looking for cute cruelty free, vegan friendly nails, try jamberry! They are great! This last set of mine have lasted two weeks so far and have a few more days of life left. I have a friend who is a consultant. They really are a great product! :) http://aliciahoyt.jamberrynails.net

    1. Never heard of them, but thanks for sharing! Will definitely be checking them out :-D xx

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