15 Vegan Habits, as Told By GIFs

Ah, the quirky habits of a veg-head. Just about everyone has ’em, though I’m sure they vary from person to person. I thought it might be funny to poke a little fun at ourselves. And if you can relate to any of these, shout it loud and proud in the comment section.

#1: You veggie prep on the weekend, and it is an art.

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Ah, nothing feels better than having veggies cleaned, cut, and ready for your busy-ass week.

#2: You’re a label-reading Jedi.

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Seriously, though. We don’t just “pick up” a new product without interrogating it.

#3: “I’m actually vegan…”

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Okay, I’m guilty of saying this exact phrase… a lot, but how else will they know?!

#4: “Does it contain “natural flavors?”

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Seriously, WHERE DO THOSE NATURAL FLAVORS COME FROM? Must. find. out.

#5: You eat greens for breakfast.

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Because who the fuck made the call that greens were a lunch or dinner thing?

#6: #vegan

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Well, it is vegan. So get over it!

#7: New week, new veggie.

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How am I supposed to love ALLTHEPLANTS if I don’t try them all?

#8: You call all restaurants ahead of time.

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Or you know, checking every nook and corner of dat online menu.

#9: You apologize for being vegan… for no reason.

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Say sorry one more time and I swear to God… #STOPAPOLOGIZING FOR NOTHING!

#10: You drink down green smoothies like it’s your job.

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The world is one giant green smoothie, and you are just basking in it, baby.

#11: You hide superfoods in communal dishes.

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Bet you didn’t know there were black beans in those brownies, huh Grandma?

#12: You make your own nut milk.

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Dreamy, creamy nut milk – like no udder. Seriously.

#13: You consider nana ice cream a food group.

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It is, isn’t it? As long as we all agree…

#14: You do your best to listen to your friends’ stories about “the best bacon they ever had.”

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‘Cause we can’t always be on our soapbox.

#15: You’ve learned how to stick up for yourself.

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Because, sometimes you have to! (No, we aren’t mean… but… C3PO <3)

Okay, sound off. What’s your habit? xx bianca

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23 thoughts on “15 Vegan Habits, as Told By GIFs

  1. This is brilliant, particularly #8 which I do all the time. In fact I’m probably guilty of them all at least once a week. Sweet Potato Brownie anyone?

  2. A habit I’ve developed is to tell a waiter, “I’m vegan, no meat, eggs, dairy, please ask the chef to make whatever he has.” So far, I’ve had some amazing meals. The chef has always been happy to be creative.

    • That is such a good tip – I usually just say “side of rice and house veggie” haha. But I like the idea of giving the chef full reign. Thanks for sharing! :-D

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