Ah, the quirky habits of a veg-head. Just about everyone has ’em, though I’m sure they vary from person to person. I thought it might be funny to poke a little fun at ourselves. And if you can relate to any of these, shout it loud and proud in the comment section.
#1: You veggie prep on the weekend, and it is an art.
Ah, nothing feels better than having veggies cleaned, cut, and ready for your busy-ass week.
#2: You’re a label-reading Jedi.
Seriously, though. We don’t just “pick up” a new product without interrogating it.
#3: “I’m actually vegan…”
Okay, I’m guilty of saying this exact phrase… a lot, but how else will they know?!
#4: “Does it contain “natural flavors?”
Seriously, WHERE DO THOSE NATURAL FLAVORS COME FROM? Must. find. out.
#5: You eat greens for breakfast.
Because who the fuck made the call that greens were a lunch or dinner thing?
#6: #vegan
Well, it is vegan. So get over it!
#7: New week, new veggie.
How am I supposed to love ALLTHEPLANTS if I don’t try them all?
#8: You call all restaurants ahead of time.
Or you know, checking every nook and corner of dat online menu.
#9: You apologize for being vegan… for no reason.
Say sorry one more time and I swear to God… #STOPAPOLOGIZING FOR NOTHING!
#10: You drink down green smoothies like it’s your job.
The world is one giant green smoothie, and you are just basking in it, baby.
#11: You hide superfoods in communal dishes.
Bet you didn’t know there were black beans in those brownies, huh Grandma?
#12: You make your own nut milk.
Dreamy, creamy nut milk – like no udder. Seriously.
#13: You consider nana ice cream a food group.
It is, isn’t it? As long as we all agree…
#14: You do your best to listen to your friends’ stories about “the best bacon they ever had.”
‘Cause we can’t always be on our soapbox.
#15: You’ve learned how to stick up for yourself.
Because, sometimes you have to! (No, we aren’t mean… but… C3PO <3)
Okay, sound off. What’s your habit? xx bianca
This is brilliant, particularly #8 which I do all the time. In fact I’m probably guilty of them all at least once a week. Sweet Potato Brownie anyone?
Haha! I’m the same, or I have my bf call… hehe ;)
Haha, love this!
Reblogged this on The Vegan Muffin Woman and commented:
Too true.
I love this!
Love this!! Can relate to most of them! I need to start making my own nut milk!
So glad you enjoyed – thank you! I recently started and now I never want to go back to store bought ;) Let me know if you do!!
I shall! :)
Bahaha! I love these GIF posts, and this one especially. Every. single. one. is my entire life.
Haha! I have to agree with ya – I was dying laughing putting it together!! xx
love it :-D
This is basically awesome.
Haha! Thanks, Jason – had a lot of fun putting it together :-D
Love this! Pretty much nodding me head at all of these :) xx
haha! so glad it hit home ;) xx
Hahaha love it!! I’m a vegetarian and I can still relate to almost all of these
LOL too funny!! So glad you enjoyed :D
A habit I’ve developed is to tell a waiter, “I’m vegan, no meat, eggs, dairy, please ask the chef to make whatever he has.” So far, I’ve had some amazing meals. The chef has always been happy to be creative.
That is such a good tip – I usually just say “side of rice and house veggie” haha. But I like the idea of giving the chef full reign. Thanks for sharing! :-D
Umm, this is awesome. And I especially love that there was not one, not two, but THREE Friends GIFs. So good!
LOL – give me ALL the Friends, GIF! I’ll have to make one with Friends GIFS only in the future ;) <3
I have long tried to figure out how to make a living from my Friends trivia knowledge. It’s not looking good, but I’ll never give up. :)
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