15 Vegan Habits, as Told By GIFs

Ah, the quirky habits of a veg-head. Just about everyone has ’em, though I’m sure they vary from person to person. I thought it might be funny to poke a little fun at ourselves. And if you can relate to any of these, shout it loud and proud in the comment section.

#1: You veggie prep on the weekend, and it is an art.

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Ah, nothing feels better than having veggies cleaned, cut, and ready for your busy-ass week.

#2: You’re a label-reading Jedi.

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Seriously, though. We don’t just “pick up” a new product without interrogating it.

#3: “I’m actually vegan…”

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Okay, I’m guilty of saying this exact phrase… a lot, but how else will they know?!

#4: “Does it contain “natural flavors?”

fuck

Seriously, WHERE DO THOSE NATURAL FLAVORS COME FROM? Must. find. out.

#5: You eat greens for breakfast.

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Because who the fuck made the call that greens were a lunch or dinner thing?

#6: #vegan

sorry

Well, it is vegan. So get over it!

#7: New week, new veggie.

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How am I supposed to love ALLTHEPLANTS if I don’t try them all?

#8: You call all restaurants ahead of time.

jim

Or you know, checking every nook and corner of dat online menu.

#9: You apologize for being vegan… for no reason.

joey

Say sorry one more time and I swear to God… #STOPAPOLOGIZING FOR NOTHING!

#10: You drink down green smoothies like it’s your job.

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The world is one giant green smoothie, and you are just basking in it, baby.

#11: You hide superfoods in communal dishes.

crap

Bet you didn’t know there were black beans in those brownies, huh Grandma?

#12: You make your own nut milk.

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Dreamy, creamy nut milk – like no udder. Seriously.

#13: You consider nana ice cream a food group.

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It is, isn’t it? As long as we all agree…

#14: You do your best to listen to your friends’ stories about “the best bacon they ever had.”

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‘Cause we can’t always be on our soapbox.

#15: You’ve learned how to stick up for yourself.

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Because, sometimes you have to! (No, we aren’t mean… but… C3PO <3)

Okay, sound off. What’s your habit? xx bianca

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23 Comments

  1. This is brilliant, particularly #8 which I do all the time. In fact I’m probably guilty of them all at least once a week. Sweet Potato Brownie anyone?

    1. Haha! I’m the same, or I have my bf call… hehe ;)

  2. theveganmuffinwoman

    Haha, love this!

  3. theveganmuffinwoman

    Reblogged this on The Vegan Muffin Woman and commented:
    Too true.

  4. Love this!! Can relate to most of them! I need to start making my own nut milk!

    1. So glad you enjoyed – thank you! I recently started and now I never want to go back to store bought ;) Let me know if you do!!

  5. Bahaha! I love these GIF posts, and this one especially. Every. single. one. is my entire life.

    1. Haha! I have to agree with ya – I was dying laughing putting it together!! xx

  6. This is basically awesome.

    1. Haha! Thanks, Jason – had a lot of fun putting it together :-D

  7. Love this! Pretty much nodding me head at all of these :) xx

    1. haha! so glad it hit home ;) xx

  8. Hahaha love it!! I’m a vegetarian and I can still relate to almost all of these

    1. LOL too funny!! So glad you enjoyed :D

  9. A habit I’ve developed is to tell a waiter, “I’m vegan, no meat, eggs, dairy, please ask the chef to make whatever he has.” So far, I’ve had some amazing meals. The chef has always been happy to be creative.

    1. That is such a good tip – I usually just say “side of rice and house veggie” haha. But I like the idea of giving the chef full reign. Thanks for sharing! :-D

  10. Umm, this is awesome. And I especially love that there was not one, not two, but THREE Friends GIFs. So good!

    1. LOL – give me ALL the Friends, GIF! I’ll have to make one with Friends GIFS only in the future ;) <3

      1. I have long tried to figure out how to make a living from my Friends trivia knowledge. It’s not looking good, but I’ll never give up. :)

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