Ah, the quirky habits of a veg-head. Just about everyone has ’em, though I’m sure they vary from person to person. I thought it might be funny to poke a little fun at ourselves. And if you can relate to any of these, shout it loud and proud in the comment section.
#1: You veggie prep on the weekend, and it is an art.
Ah, nothing feels better than having veggies cleaned, cut, and ready for your busy-ass week.
#2: You’re a label-reading Jedi.
Seriously, though. We don’t just “pick up” a new product without interrogating it.
#3: “I’m actually vegan…”
Okay, I’m guilty of saying this exact phrase… a lot, but how else will they know?!
#4: “Does it contain “natural flavors?”
Seriously, WHERE DO THOSE NATURAL FLAVORS COME FROM? Must. find. out.
#5: You eat greens for breakfast.
Because who the fuck made the call that greens were a lunch or dinner thing?
#6: #vegan
Well, it is vegan. So get over it!
#7: New week, new veggie.
How am I supposed to love ALLTHEPLANTS if I don’t try them all?
#8: You call all restaurants ahead of time.
Or you know, checking every nook and corner of dat online menu.
#9: You apologize for being vegan… for no reason.
Say sorry one more time and I swear to God… #STOPAPOLOGIZING FOR NOTHING!
#10: You drink down green smoothies like it’s your job.
The world is one giant green smoothie, and you are just basking in it, baby.
#11: You hide superfoods in communal dishes.
Bet you didn’t know there were black beans in those brownies, huh Grandma?
#12: You make your own nut milk.
Dreamy, creamy nut milk – like no udder. Seriously.
#13: You consider nana ice cream a food group.
It is, isn’t it? As long as we all agree…
#14: You do your best to listen to your friends’ stories about “the best bacon they ever had.”
‘Cause we can’t always be on our soapbox.
#15: You’ve learned how to stick up for yourself.
Because, sometimes you have to! (No, we aren’t mean… but… C3PO <3)
Okay, sound off. What’s your habit? xx bianca
