This shit better go viral. Enjoy!
1. I’m vegan.
2. No, your ears do not deceive you.
3. No, I don’t just eat fruit and vegetables.
4. Yes, I am still alive even after omitting cheese from my diet.
5. Guess who’s in a relationship with cashew cheese now?
6. I guess the one thing I might miss is stuffing my face with birthday cake at work.
7. Wait, it’s vegan?!
8. No, I don’t care if you still eat meat.
9. “Did you go vegan to lose weight?”
10. “Well then, why DID you go vegan?”
11. No one gives a flying fuck about your protein intake when you are a carnivore.
12. Then suddenly, everyone and their mother is an Ambassador of Protein.
13. Not even your family members understand.
14. “I just used one egg white,” says Nana.
15. “It’s just a little cheese, it won’t kill you.”
16. When you randomly meet another vegan.
17. And you go to a vegan restaurant in town together.
18. When you go to a non-vegan restaurant, you eat fries. And that’s fine.
19. People constantly ask how you can afford a vegan diet, because you know, beans and rice are for the wealthy.
20. There will always be that one person with the bacon comment.
21. Remember, vegan cooking doesn’t mean we only eat salads.
22. Don’t worry, though. I won’t judge you as long as you don’t judge me.
23. In the end, you always have the online vegan community to celebrate with when there’s a new vegan product on the market.
24. Now, pass me that mother fucking tempeh.
Which number is your favorite? I am kinda obsessed with #15 & #17 ;) xx Bianca