I don’t think I’ll ever get over this Essie Office Collection. Before you get too excited… I have looked high and low to see if this was a legit line, but nope. I love that someone took the time to do this – it is SPOT ON. If you don’t know by now, I am an obsessed Office fan. Every day, I get home from work, get comfortable, and play Office reruns while I cook dinner. It is the highlight of my day, and I am not ashamed to say that I’ve seen all episodes at least 10 times each. It’s crazy, but it’s fine. It makes me happy!
Since Essie isn’t cruelty-free, I thought it may be fun to make one for us! Thank God I have a blog, because I would hate to make this and not share it. So, that is my excuse to do this useless, but super fun post. To whoever had this Essie idea, you are a genius. I can only hope to do half a good a job as you have done, my friend.
NOTE: These are not the real names of the polishes – this is just for fun! Also, yes there are 30. I couldn’t stop.
Here’s what I’ve come up with using Zoya polish as my inspiration!
#1: Michael Scott. Michael and His Jeans (Ibiza, $10)
#2: Dwight Schrute. False (Darcy, $9)
#3: Jim Halpert. Goldenface (Goldie, $9)
#4: Pam Beesly. Whitest Sneakers (Purity, $9)
#5: Angela Martin. Save Bandit (Loredana, $9)
#6: Ryan Howard. Hottest in the Office (Cynthia, $9)
#7: Kelly Kapoor. Because I’m Pregnant (Bobbi, $9)
#8: Toby Flenderson. Goodbye, Toby (Dree, $9)
#9: Oscar Martinez. Actually (Heather, $9)
#10: Kevin Malone. Kevin’s Famous Chili (Sasha, $9)
#11: Jan Levinson. You Burn It, You Buy It (Portia, $9)
#12: Daryl Philbin. Fluffy Fingers (Dove, $9)
#13: Erin Hannon. Cafe Disco (Kissy, $9)
#14: Stanley Hudson. I Like Pretzel Day (Flynn, $9)
#15: Phyllis Vance. The Oven Mit (Myrta, $9)
#16: Meredith Palmer. Casual Day (Pinta, $9)
#17: Andy Bernard. Ru-du-du-do-du (Ali, $9)
#18: Holly Flax. Holly’s Sleeve (Piaf, $9)
#19: Creed Bratton. That Wasn’t a Tape Worm (Ginessa, $9)
#20: The Office. Casino Night (Zara, $9)
#21: The Office. It is your birthday (Imogen, $10)
#22: The Office. Yankee Swap (Gia, $9)
#23: The Office. The Dundies (Ziv, $9)
#24: The Office. Pam’s Cardigan (Melanie, $9)
#25: The Office. Party Planning Committee (Monet, $10)
#26: The Office. Feeling Hot Hot Hot (Paz, $9)
#27:The Office. Scott’s Tots (Blu, $9)
#28: The Office. Where Are the Turtles? (Kalista, $9)
#29: The Office. Boom, Roasted (Storm, $9)
#30: The Office. I Declare Bankruptcy (Josie, $9)
I wish I could have gone beyond 30 – it was so hard to choose!! Anyone else a big fan of the Office? Hope this gave you a laugh (and some serious inspiration)! xx Bianca
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