ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

I’ll admit that it took me a second to warm up to cranky villagers, but once I did… never looked back. They are not the same kind of abrasive (and downright mean) personality as they were in previous Animal Crossing games. They have softer edges. Still, yes, cranky, but with a sweet disposition and heart of gold behind it.

I lean towards loving all the cranky wolves (you’ll see) but there are so many gems here. I will also share what their personality Subtype is – A or B. You can read more about what this means here.

This is an opinion piece.

For more, see: Best Normal Villagers | Best Sisterly Villagers | Best Peppy Villagers | Best Snooty Villagers | Best Smug Villagers | Best Lazy Villagers | Best Jock Villagers


12. Murphy

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

I always have a soft spot for the cub villagers and Murphy has such a pretty coloring. If you want the luck of the Irish on your island, he is the choice. His catchphrase is “laddie,” and his name is a common Irish surname. His favorite colors are blue and white and he has the education hobby.

He has the Subtype A personality.

11. Static

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Static’s design is just plain cool. Love his coloring, love the name. Love a good cranky squirrel… just *chef’s kiss* on this one. His favorite colors are black and yellow and he has the music hobby.

He has the Subtype B personality.

10. Apollo

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Just a regal eagle with a simple yet stunning design. Plus a really cool name (which may be in reference to the Apollo space program). He has the music hobby and his favorite color is black. Apollo is an Animal Crossing classic.

He has the Subtype B personality.

9. Lobo

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

There are quite a few cranky wolves, but Lobo isn’t my first choice. He’s still very cool, but there are better. I do like his golden eyes and his catchphrase “ah-rooooo.” He has the education hobby (points for this!) and his favorite colors are black and beige.

He has the Subtype B personality.

8. Grizzly

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

A cranky grizzly bear giving all the lumberjack vibes… sold. Oh, and he has my very favorite hobby (education) which is also a big plus. His favorite colors are black and red and his catchphrase is a simple “grrr” which is perfect.

He has the Subtype B personality.

7. Butch

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

I always love a good dog villager and Butch is no exception. He has great coloring and design and he’s a classic, having been in all the Animal Crossing games. His favorite colors are blue and gray and he has the music hobby.

He has the Subtype B personality.

6. Dobie

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Little old man wolf, the sweetest thing you ever did see. Dobie is a fan favorite and I can see why. He is the island grandpa we all want in our lives. He also has a zen vibe to him, which I appreciate. His favorite colors are brown and beige and he has the nature hobby. Cranky old plant man… love.

He has the Subtype A personality.

5. Bruce

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

The only cranky deer villager in the game, Bruce is such a cool dude. His catchphrase is “gruff” which reminds me of the tale of the Three Billy Goats Gruff, though he isn’t a deer… still love it. His favorite colors are black and red and he has the nature hobby (unexpected and love it!)

He has the Subtype A personality.

4. Gonzo

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Gonzo is such a grandpa and I love it so much. He always has some sage wisdom and advice to share. I love his no-nonsense koala design. The perfect coloring! A long time ago in the very first Animal Crossing game, he was in my town and I wasn’t keen on him (too cranky) but he’s since calmed down and now he’s ranking at #4. His favorite colors are green and black and he has the nature hobby.

He has the Subtype A personality.

3. Wolfgang

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Okay, now we are getting down to the very best of the cranky wolves. Wolfgang is just too cool. He has the education hobby, which, again, I love this hobby no matter what but it is extra cool when I see the cranky wolves with their reading glasses and a book. Always makes my heart happy. His favorite colors are green and black.

He has the Subtype B personality.

2. Fang

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Look. at. this. beautiful. wolf. Fang’s design is pretty flawless. The most sleek! I’ve had him on and off my islands and I always end up missing him and getting him back. His favorite colors are white and aqua and he has the best hobby – education. Fang in his glasses… 10/10.

He has the Subtype B personality.

1. Chief

ACNH Best Cranky Villagers Ranked

Oh, he’s a wolf villager but look at this design. The coolest fox in all the lands. I am pretty much obsessed with Chief and will never let him go. His coloring, his dialogue, his swagger… just the best of the best. Plus, he is apparently the alpha due to his name. We love an alpha wolf. His favorite colors are white and gray and he has the music hobby. Chief singing on the island = perfection. Chief existing on the island and looking pensive at all times = perfection. He is perfection.

He has the Subtype B personality.

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